‘Usual’ means I’m really busy with the day job and therefore find it hard to answer my other phone, but if you check my availability calendar and then email me with your appointment request a couple of days before the date you want, we’ll still have plenty of time to make our sexy plans!

So get in touch soon, okay? This girl’s got a lot of steam to blow off. ;)

Hope everyone had a great Easter! :D

As noted, though, I’ll still be enjoying the occasional saucy hotel visit for the rest of the year, although my availability will slowly reduce more and more. Which I know is a pain but I really wanted to say thank you for the lovely regulars who’ve visited me lately despite my severely-restricted availability, and the lovely new people who’ve invited me to be naughty with them in their hotel rooms – I’ve still been having plenty of fun, thanks to you guys! As I’m sure you can all imagine, going from student & good-time gal to Super Career Woman is a bit of a change (although not that much… you do learn a lot of business skills and, ahem, patience and great communication skills when escorting) so I’m taking it slow and easy.

Whew. Back to work now then! As always, my upcoming availability will be shown on my calendar and initial contact by email is preferred since I’m often at meetings and unable to answer calls these days. We can definitely schedule a call if you need to talk to me about something – but let’s arrange it via email first.

Thanks, guys! :)

I can, for the next 2-3 months, accommodate a very occasional incall for anyone who I’ve met at least two or three times previously – if that’s you, do feel free to get in touch if the mood strikes you! – but that’s it. Once June rolls around, it’ll be 100% outcalls only. And I have to say the illicit fun of a naughty hotel visit definitely cures the stress of a week spent either chained to my desk or in very un-sexy meetings! So although I’m very sad to lose those clients who will now be unable to see me, I’m also feeling extremely positive and excited about the future.

And I hope everyone else out there is, too!

So, there is a lot of good stuff in this article and some of my favourite bits are when he talks about women having powerful, visual (yes! Please don’t die of shock – you can carry on thinking women achieve satisfaction in life by knitting baby socks if it makes you feel better ;) sex drives and also the bits where he talks about the pressures on a man to achieve material wealth/success in the same way that women often feel they must try to be beautiful/sexy all the time. Cos when you think about it, it’s just absurd. And after reading this article, I felt more comfortable and confident in my secret urge to just not give a damn about beauty and ‘success’. Neither of those things are going to necessarily make anyone’s life rewarding, are they? Unless that person really does only care about that particular thing, I suppose. And that would mean putting a lot of mental effort into being as shallow as possible! I guess I hope that more and more young people these days will grow up aspiring to be fulfilled in whatever way feels right, rather than worrying about meeting all these external guidelines for what ‘being a good person’ is. Although, considering the tedium and oppressiveness of education these days – don’t even get me started on that rant!

Right, I feel I ought to copy & paste some super-cheesy erotic literature here now to make up for all those boring words above that are not ‘fanny’ or ‘thick shaft’. ;D Hahaha, it’s impossible to write those without literally giggling. Go on – try it now!

Anyway – I recommend the article cos it’s rather sharply insightful, and certainly made me think.

Definitely jumper weather… and it’s ALWAYS animated-gif-weather, too! ;D

(Ignore the slight rough-around-the-edges-ness. I unfortunately couldn’t spend hours on the silly thing!)

I just wanted to give a quick update today to any who’ve been trying to look at my site using an older version of IE (anything pre-IE9) – I’m so sorry about my lack of cross-browser testing and I promise not to do it again. ;)

You should be able to actually read my site now. To be honest, the thing I’m most sorry about is A) people having to use Internet Explorer (in this day and age?!), and B) people thinking I’m silly enough to have purposefully put white & pink text against a bright white & pink flower background!

I managed to rub my two braincells together this morning and implement a quick fix, though; I’ll look into fancier stuffs if I get time over the next few weeks. Thank you for your patience!

(Oh – almost forgot to add that I’ve got an updated contact form link on my Contact page now, too. If you’ve tried to email me recently and not had a response yet, it might be worth re-sending!)

Still, I made a valiant attempt.

I think it looks like that bullet bra Jodie Marsh once wore! Ha. ;D (Did you all know she looks like this now? Got to love a girl with strength!)

So yes, anyway, hopefully that didn’t completely spoil the holidays for everyone. As usual, I’m super-busy but trying to make sure I get back to everyone who gets in touch in good time – if you keep missing me, just send an email and I’ll be sure to reply!

Wishing any poor souls reading this nonsense a very jolly holiday and a super-amazing New Year! See you on the other side. ;)

I hope everyone had a brilliant Halloween and Bonfire Night – I haven’t been up to anything too exciting since I’m studying very hard this term and, as always, have a gazillion projects that I’m working on when I’m not flopped on the floor in exhaustion! It’s all very enjoyable and very much worth it, though.

I did get one chance to go out and put my belief that girls should chase boys, rather than leaving all the chasing to them, into practice – but that’s a hilarious story that I couldn’t possibly share here. ;) There was much wild dancing and – shock horror! – sensible water-drinking so I’m also glad to report that you definitely don’t need to drink much to have a great night. Not if you have almost no inhibitions already, anyway!

That’s enough about me for now. My week ahead is looking super-busy (my advanced booking preferential rate – see earlier blogpost – has gone down a treat!) but, as always, feel free to check out my availability and drop me an email if there’s a time we both have free.

Have a great week!